Sovereignty to the end!
The night before his wedding day a young Québec seperatist listens to last minute instructions from his father who is also a separatist.
Father: My son, when you enter the bedroom take your wife in your hands because a Québécois is STRONG!
And after you will throw her on the bed because a Québécois is PROUD!
You will then get naked because a Québécois is BEAUTIFUL!
After the wedding night the father asks how things went.
Son: I did as you said father.
Father: And ???
Son: I ended up masturbating myself (very proud of himself).
Father: WHY in the world would you do that??!!
Son: Because a Québécois is independent!
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